Once upon a time there was a little girl that was sitting with her mom... They had a make over day, went out to eat, got their nails done and were finally home... The little girl was looking in her mom's pocket book, because like every little girl she wanted to know what her mom had in there...
While she was looking in her mom's pocketbook, she stumbled across her mom's license... She looks up at her mother and says "mom..." Her mother says "What is it, dear?" The little girl replies with "I know why daddy left you..." Her mom quickly replies with "What are you talking about?" The little girl says "See? You got a F in sex, says so right here on your license... Even the license maker knows."
Her mother laughs and explains "Oh honey, that word "sex" is the same as gender, the "F" means female..."
The little girl replies, "then why did daddy leave you mommy?" "He left so he could be a clown in the circus of aids in Hepatitis Land." The little girl replies with "oh, okay mommy."
Later that week, the little girl's father shows up to let her stay the weekend with him... He picks her up and as they are riding in the car the little girl asks "What are we going to do this weekend daddy?" Her father says "We're going to go to the circus..." She says "aren't you there enough daddy? Mommy told me how you left us for the circus to get some aids" The father spits out his drink, "what did you just say!?"
The little girl says "I don't want to go there, I know what aids is, and I don't want it... You can have it for yourself..." Her father turns the car around and heads back towards his ex-wife's house... When he gets there him and his daughter walk up to the door, he knocks but gets no answer... The little girl turns the door knob and it opens, they walk in...
They walk up the stairs, the little girl yelling "Mommy! We're back again!" The little girl runs up to her mother's bedroom door and opens it... They both see what seems to be a clown and her mother yelling "Give it to me you goofy son of a bitch!! If my ex knew he had aids, he'd kill me..." followed by a laugh.
The father slowly walks back down the stairs, the daughter follows... "What's wrong daddy? I thought you left to get aids, now since you have some can you come back home?" The father yells out at the mother, "Trina!! Come down here now!!" She quickly rushes down the stairs, with clown makeup all over her face...
"What is it? What's wrong?" she says... "I hope you know your daughter just seen your freak show you were putting on... It's nice to know I have aids. Thanks for that." He replies. "What? It was an act... That's always how we role play..." Says Trina.
"It's true daddy, sometimes the police man is in her room, and he arrests her but I can't cry because it's just fake... They're just playing. Don't be upset." Says the little girl...
I don't know where all of this shit just came from, but I honestly have no idea how to end it... It started out and it was supposed to be funny, but now it's pretty sad... lol
Oh well, my mind wonders.
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